Quote of the Day (XII)

In the spirit of the day, from the greatest Thanksgiving-themed sitcom episode ever:

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

- Arthur Carlson (Gordon Jump), WKPR in Cincinnati

For those not cool enough (or old enough, I guess) to remember, this was the episode where the bumbling-but-loveable station manager decides to have a promotional turkey giveaway for Thanksgiving, and they start throwing live birds out of a helicopter over a shopping mall.